BERLIN, GERMANY -- In an exciting new scholarly book, released
today by Scheisskopf
Press, popular researcher and author Erick Von Dankeschön
has finally proven, beyond any shadow of doubt, that swords were
brought to our planet by an Alien race.
The "Schwerterdepotinhaber," or "Depositors"
as Von Dankeschön has dubbed the Alien visitors, come from the far
edge of the galaxy.
"They seem to have made a point of visiting Earth,"
Von Dankeschön postulated in an interview with The Intelligencer
"This discovery gives us a much fuller understanding
of the history of mankind, and also reminds us that we should get
a grip on our own defenses and be on our guard - lest
we get pommelled by this alien civilization."
Like the Pyramids, the Bermuda Triangle, Mike Sigman
and other puzzling things on our planet that cannot be adequately
explained by our conventional science, how and why swords came into
being in our ecosystem has always remained unexplained.
"This also provides the final clue we needed," said Von
Dankeschön, "to explain the extinction of the Dinosaurs.
"There have been many mass extinctions throughout the history
of the Earth. Probably the most famous is the extinction that finally
saw the end of the dinosaurs' reign over the Earth, some 65 million
"It wasn't just the dinosaurs that died out in this extinction.
Whatever caused the death of the dinosaurs also caused the death
of around 70% of all of the species on the Earth. Although the dinosaurs
had been in a period of decline, it is thought that their recovery
was prevented by some sort of catastrophic event."
"There are many theories about this mass extinction, some of
which are more than a little outlandish," Von Dankeschön asserts.
"Forget asteroids and comets."
"The fossil record, interpreted now with this new view of the
past and without the "blinders" imposed by the conservative
Archaeo-Establishment, shows very clearly that the dinosaurs
wiped each other out in one giant Swordfest occurring at
the end of the Cretaceous period."
To prove his theory, Von Dankeschön made some use of the previously
unpublished analysis of the rocks and fossils in and around the
K-T boundary (the Cretaceous - Tertiary boundary.)
"There is plenty of fossil evidence of swordplay among the
dinosaurs that has been ignored or suppressed. Some species were
clearly better adapted than others to using the sword, either defensively
Rex and Gorgosaurus
had particular problems adapting to swordplay - stemming no doubt
from their tiny and ineffective forelegs and stubby fingers,"
Von Dankeschön explains.
"And it is probably the evolutionary explanation for the development
of integral body armor by certain dinosaur species such as the Ankylosaurus
Mammals may have survived this mass-extinction because they were
better-adapted to hiding behind rocks and trees and then, as Von
Dankeschön describes, "shivving dinos in the back as they passed
"Indications are that many early mammals, other than apes,
used swords as well," Von Dankeschön adds.
"For example: our research has shown that the apparently misnamed
"Sabertooth" Tiger (Smilodon) was not so
much "saber-toothed" as it was "saber-wielding."
This, combined with their tremendous size and weight, made the tiger
a very formidable opponent to even the most skilled but smaller
"How Bigfoot survived, being as a rule a very poor swordsman,
I have no idea," Von Dankeschön frankly admits. "I'll
have to ask him."
"This unanticipated and unwanted "gift" of the sword
has had an incalculable impact on Earth and Human history."
But it does not appear that the Earth is a special case.
"In fact," Von Dankeschön continued, "it appears
that the Depositors have left a trail of swords reaching
across our Galaxy.
"NASA [The United States National Aeronautics and Space
Administration] first discovered a sword in 1969 that had been
left on our Moon by the Depositors millennia ago. Now Rover
has discovered one on Mars."
Why the Depositors introduced swords into Earth culture
is still a mystery.
Von Dankeschön theorizes that it may have been an anthropological
experiment, or, like many earthbound WMA practitioners, they may
have just been looking for a new sparring partner that would take
a hit without crying.
official NASA photograph - classified Top
Secret until now - clearly shows NASA Astronauts
in 2001 examining the gigantic sword discovered hidden on the
arrow on this official NASA photograph clearly shows the location
of another large sword on the surface of Mars!
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exciting new book proves that Swords were brought to Earth millions
of years ago by Aliens, and that swords were the objects
that eventually separated the Apes from People who just look
evidence clearly show swords in their proper place in the geological
record - evidence previously suppressed by the Archaeo-Establishment!
conception of two sword-wielding Giganotosauri working as a
team to take down an unwary Argentinosaurus. Note, however,
the poor adaptation of their large heads and small forelegs
to effective swordplay.
now know that Dinosaurs were not the simple creatures previously
thought. They had rich and meaningful family lives and cared
for their young. Here a male Mei-long
guards over a birthing female, his scabbarded sword at the
ready to offer protection to his new family.
crafty cretaceous rodent springs out of ambush on an unwary
"Saber-Tooth" Tiger as it appears in the typical
modern- Archaeo-Establishment-biased artist's conception.
"Saber-Wielding" Tiger as it actually appeared.